onion not even doing satire at this point
you don’t need a personality if you have 5,000,000,000,000 bugs
I neeed USA number
file under grindr messages from jar jar binks
편히 쉴 수 있는 날이 오기를…
while you’re still checked in to the hot take hotel, know that “you can benefit from systems of oppression without wanting to, because these are systems much larger than any individual” does not mean “you are inherently oppressing other people through your presence and also by virtue of being alive.” spread the second message and you should go to hell for that
he is fucking eating him. Stop it
it’s pride month so it felt appropriate to make screencaps out of the perfect scene in Galavant where an army of gays save the day

Surely only good things are going on here (random street view drop - Montana)
95% of BoTW/ToTK’s side quests start like this and it’s so funny to me






