violetgec:

just met a mom whose kids special interest is batteries. she told him “i got ur triple A’s!” and he screamed like both Mario and Sonic were standing in front of him, asking if they can be invited to his birthday party. and she’s reacting like “oh the kid just loves his batteries, idk what it is!” … Well I Do….. But U Probably Wouldn’t Like It

sacred-portal:

reaper-0-1:

swooood-dooooood:

ztgrant:

desmondsprettyface:

catchymemes:

BLOCK 100

HEAVY ARMOR 100

So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:

I legitimately want to know what the wife’s reaction to this was.  I know she deserves to go to jail for attempted murder, but I can only just wonder what was going through her head when she saw him get out of bed complaining of a headache.

There is not a singular use better for that picture anywhere on the internet. 

futuredilfmaterial:

The guy who opened the door:

ilarual:

my-angel-castiel:

sexyandthethief:

bearpapi:

You really have to give the architect a 5 star thumbs up for his vision in building this place …

the town’s name is dixon

the longer you look at it the funnier it gets

Dude, this is the city I was born in. I know exactly which building that is, I HAVE BEEN TO THIS BUILDING, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE FROM ABOVE

that-house:

alleycatboy:

tyaz:

What do you mean killing isn’t an act of devotion

they call it committing murder because it’s a commitment. it’s a more serious commitment than marriage

mollyjames:

mollyjames:

mollyjames:

One of my favorite tropes is character with a nasty toxic personality who tries very hard to do the right thing anyway

I like my protagonists sad, tired, bitter, fully convinced they will never get the recognition they deserve, but they still gotta get up in the morning and be a good person

plague-parade:

reminder this pride month that disabled people in the US on SSI and SSDI do not have the same marriage equality as people not on SSI and SSDI. its called the marriage penalty.

by getting married, a disabled person can lose their income, benefits, and health insurance.

if a disabled person marries an able bodied person, and combined their assets are $3000 or over they will lose all benefits, including medicaid (health insurance).

if a disabled person marries a disabled person, their assistance is lowered 25%.

we don’t have marriage equality until all disabled marriages are equal.

sources x x x x

bifrosted-flakes:

faustianbargain:

one of the funniest things about disco elysium to me is that kim never once gives an appropriate amount of fucks about harry’s medical emergency. you’ll be like kim help i don’t remember what a car is and he’ll say detective can you please get your shit together i’m trying to do my fucking job here