let me live feral in the ozarks

doubleca5t:

doubleca5t:

doubleca5t:

I hate hate hate hate how dog friendly everything is in the city now. Barring medical necessity, there is no reason to bring your dog to a restaurant, there is no reason to bring your dog to the grocery store, there is no reason to bring your dog to the nail salon. Dogs do not need to go everywhere you go why am I being forced to be around dogs all the time

The worst part is the degree to which city people will aggressively fearmonger about crime while also bringing their dog everywhere. Bestie you’re more than twice as likely to get sent to the hospital by a dog bite than you are by anything a human does the danger is coming from inside the house

Statistically speaking, homeless people are far less dangerous than dogs but the average city liberal would kill a dozen homeless people to save a single stupid french bulldog it’s so bleak I can’t stand dog people

halcyonhue:

I just want you all to know, that if and when this site does experience a real exodus and/or get sunsetted for good, even if we don’t keep in touch I’ll remember you so fondly. You’re the online equivalent of the other kid on the beach where we built sandcastles together; the girl at the campsite where we explored the trees. You’re the drunk person who shared kind words in the bathroom at the club, you’re the talented artists at the life drawing class or the poetry night in a city where I don’t live anymore. It makes me sad that maybe in the future our paths won’t cross so easily, but even when we leave this little shared piece of cyberspace, carried away on our briefly intersecting trajectories, just know I still love you

imitation-lobster-meat asked:

wghat the fuck is a blanket

 

spookybibi:

hyperrbolic-orange:

lastoneout:

stabbyflower:

lastoneout:

theonenbwithadisconcertinggrin:

timcurry-imgoinghomedotmp4:

cobaltsoulsearcher:

original-gwanda:

nyancrimew:

i think it’s when a lot of people sit at the same table and there is like food ! hope ythis helps

No, that’s a banquet. A blanket is a type of hound with massive ears

No, that’s a Basset. A blanket is what the Easter bunny used to carry around eggs!

No, that’s a basket. A blanket is an American slang word for a soft plastic teething toy used by children, also called a pacifier

No thats a binky. A blanket is two curved lines that enclose text

No, those are brackets. A blanket is another name for a car’s turn signal.

No, that’s a blinker. A blanket is a fake bullet used for safety reasons instead of live ammo.

No, that’s a blank. A blanket is a smooth, creamy shellfish soup.

No, that’s a bisque. A blanket is a financial institution where people can deposit or take out money.

No, that’s a bank. A blanket is a black cloth waistband used in karate, to indicate a degree of expertise of the highest rank.

darksteel-relic:

universecharm:

rubykgrant:

universecharm:

its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this

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I have to double-check every blog name with “rad” or “radical”, and I HATE IT, because rad/radical were some of my favorite words! people who don’t respect trans men/women aren’t radical, they’re tragical!!!

YOU ARE SO RIGHT HOMIE we gotta reclaim rad and radical as phrases only trans people can use forever now

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