Don't hang up yet, I'm not done
I'm an expert, I'm the one
The one who was right all along
Better to be laughed at than wrong
I'm an expert just like you
And like you, I'm a genius before my time
Disbelieving, that's the real crime
he/him, mid-twenties, queer, tired, disabled, video games, rats
like, listen, the best dynamic for tma/wtnv crossover is cecil being cheerfully oblivious and jon being at first all serious & sinister like he is abt statements and then gradually being more and more confused by this strange happy man. like. for example.
jon: statement of cecil palmer, regarding…
cecil: oh, idk, i guess i went to target last week?
jon, ominous: …regarding a trip to target. statement recorded direct from subject.
cecil, with that ‘never mind all that’ tone: o…kay! so as always the target greeters saw me at the door and were all like 'our dark lord shall feast on those who enter here’ and i was like 'great! do you guys have those infuser water bottles?’ because carlos saw some on tv and was telling me–
jon: i’m sorry, the target greeters said what?
cecil: you know, their standard greeting! it’s been standard since the 90s, when they changed it from 'beware the burden your soul will bear’!
jon, getting less ominous as he gets more confused: …right. continue?
cecil: anyway, carlos was telling me all about how proper hydration can help deter throat spiders–
jon: throat what.
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DID system - hence not having any name on our profile. We all use this blog, that's about all there is. Feel free to use he/him or they/them pronouns for us.
Been in fandom for well over a decade and too tired to keep up with current trends or discourse. We know what we're about.
Grew up in the midwest, now living in the pacific northwest.
Don't feel up to putting a laundry list of our mental illnesses, physical disabilities, trauma, life experiences, or anything else here. Take it on good faith that we don't post about things we don't have experience with.
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